A few things:

-I parallel park quite well under pressure (if I do say so myself!)
-I spent a portion of my Saturday night wiping and cleaning a kids ass because he had a bad case of diarrhea (good thing I love him!)
-I am thoroughly exhausted with trying so hard to get ahead again.
-I am spending my Sunday dedicated to finding a nice, cozy place to live on the West side.
-I've been invited to so many cool things and must apologize for the time I've taken to myself, please don't stop inviting me...I swear I'll socialize again soon!
-My birthday is Thursday and I'm making spiked punch...(it's going to be amazing...and if it isn't... everyone better at least act like it is)
-my latest favorite pastime is sitting in bed with a heater fan blowing on me and staring at the ceiling..(how's that for odd and lazy?)
-the cat really gets into it too...he jumps up on my belly and outstretches his neck into the fanning heat and I swear he smiles.
-refrigerated fun-sized twix bars are a cause for happiness.
-I like to listen to my roommate play Chopin on the piano...
-I bought this cute little causal red purse a few weeks back...it's great but it's too small. let's be honest, anyone who knows me knows I've always sported a Mary Poppins bag for a reason.
-this seems very "me" centered...it probably could have ended after praising myself on my impeccable parallel parking and that bit about what I spent some time tonight doing (though I know that's probably tmi for some of you.)