Mar 5, 2010

.shitty people. or is it ignorance?
example 1 through...?

a shitty and/or ignorant person might...
-steal your parking spot when they can clearly see that you were there first (with your blinker on)
-lay on their horn for three minutes because you are driving 5 miles below the speed limit in a desperate attempt to find street parking
-press the elevator button repeatedly because their rush is more important than anyone else getting on the elevator
-speed up when you try and get into another lane
-recognize that you're not quite in the line at CVS (does anyone know where those things actually begin, anyway?) so they cut in front of you ...and you wait another 20 minutes to be acknowledged by the pharmacist.
-get to the stop sign after you and proceed to drive first anyway
-drive through your lane from the other side of the intersection when the light gave YOU the green arrow
-hold the door open long enough for you to think it's safe walking through then absentmindedly let go as it succeeds in hitting you in the face
-take up two parking spots as opposed to one
-doesn't stop driving when you (the pedestrian) is walking across a "pedestrian walkway"
-pull up next to you with techno rap booming over your love ballads
-be the guy at the grocery store who assured you 1 paper bag and your 10 items in this particular bag would "not" break...but then it did

-to be continued..

5 comments:

  1. I need to spend a whole day with you and punch whoever is doing these things in the FACE.

    I just went shopping yesterday and felt like I was in the twilight zone. I don't get people. It really isn't that hard being a civilized person....

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  2. "-speed up when you try and get into another lane"

    I seriously feel like killing people when they do this. They are probably the cause of most accidents and the reason that traffic is always so bad.

    "I need to spend a whole day with you and punch whoever is doing these things in the FACE."

    LMAO! Especially when it's followed by this:

    "It really isn't that hard being a civilized person...."

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  3. hahahahaah, I love Jenovia for so many, many reasons!

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  4. What? Punching idiots in the face isn't civilized??!?!?!!!

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  5. In my book it is, and clearly you feel the same, but I think we're deviating from the norm here. Which is strange because these people are clearly asking to be punched in the face. Have some pity and give them what they want.

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